Here's some Jack-info for those of you counting down til 8 tonight (Ok, Kim, I cheated...I found a spoiler online today ACCIDENTLY and it told who dies in the 4th hour......OH WOW is all I will say).
10.When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
9.The 2007 budget for the US Military covers Jack Bauer, two pistols and four billion rounds of ammunition.
8.Passed out, surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas, and handcuffed to a table leg, Jack Bauer laughed to himself and said, "I have them right where I want them."
7.If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
6.Jack Bauer does not get taken prisoner. He puts himself in a disadvantageous position so as to make his next several killings more dramatic.
5.If Jack Bauer's gun jams, it's because he wanted to beat you with it.
4.If Jack Bauer gives you his word, return it immediately and run.
3.Jack Bauer can break anyone and anything, but he will always break the protocol first.
2.Most pilots need 5,000 feet of runway to land a plane. Jack Bauer needs 100 feet and a gun.
AND THE #1 MOST IMPORTANT PIECE OF JACK-INFO.......................................................................................Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
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