Jack Bauer Humor

Here's some Jack-info for those of you counting down til 8 tonight (Ok, Kim, I cheated...I found a spoiler online today ACCIDENTLY and it told who dies in the 4th hour......OH WOW is all I will say).

10.When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.

9.The 2007 budget for the US Military covers Jack Bauer, two pistols and four billion rounds of ammunition.

8.Passed out, surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas, and handcuffed to a table leg, Jack Bauer laughed to himself and said, "I have them right where I want them."

7.If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".

6.Jack Bauer does not get taken prisoner. He puts himself in a disadvantageous position so as to make his next several killings more dramatic.

5.If Jack Bauer's gun jams, it's because he wanted to beat you with it.

4.If Jack Bauer gives you his word, return it immediately and run.

3.Jack Bauer can break anyone and anything, but he will always break the protocol first.

2.Most pilots need 5,000 feet of runway to land a plane. Jack Bauer needs 100 feet and a gun.

AND THE #1 MOST IMPORTANT PIECE OF JACK-INFO.......................................................................................Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.

01:14:07 = 24

It is finally back on......24! We've waited for yesterday for, well, a year. And, finally, season six has begun. So far, so good.......can't wait til 8:00 tonight!

For the last several season premiers, our friends Kim and Matthew have come over, had dinner and we've watched together (one year we watched the entire season together...that was fun!) Last night was no exception. We cheered on Jack's return, Chloe's determination and the NEW President Palmer (hopefully we'll like him as good as we did his brother!)


The funniest thing was Clay telling Ben and Philip, "SHH! 24 is on!" Obviously he knows the importance of the premier night!! Seriously though, the boys had fun playing for a while before Philip headed off to bed.

Clay and Philip play a little football...Ben tried to get Philip to play with a smaller ball, but he only wanted the "real thing"

Maggie wants to know why her Daddy isn't paying her any attention. She finally settled into their usual chair,where Kim and Matthew were sitting, and snuggled up with them